The world’s largest junk removal company has just blessed us with the most hilarious stuff they’ve had to pick up in the past year. I’m sure 1-800-Got-Junk sees the most ridiculous, bizarre, and probably disgusting things on a daily basis.
But this stuff is just plain weird.
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TL;DR 1-800-Got-Junk picks up pretty much anything, so, over the course of a year, they’re bound to see some hilarious stuff. In 2018, they took pictures of the most ridiculous pickups they made and they do not disappoint. Check out the top 10 below…
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These guys are in the business of picking up junk… and business is booming.
Seems there was no shortage of junk in 2018, especially not in the “weird and confusing” category.
Below are the ten most bizarre pick-ups the Got Junk team encountered this year. Recognize anything?
Life-Sized Military Tank
Apparently, even if the junk won’t fit in their truck, the team will still find a way to take it. So if you’ve got an extra tank laying around taking up space, give 1-800-GOT-JUNK a call!
But seriously, I’m so curious as to what this tank is made out of… and what it was built for.
A Dumpster Full of Cigarettes
Chill, smokers, this wasn’t someone’s secret stash. Apparently, these cigarettes are all expired which is why they’ve been ditched in a dumpster.
Makes sense but… I know a couple people that would smoke those no problem.
One man’s trash, as they say…
As the guys at Got Junk asked, can you still call it a hovercraft if it ceases to hover? Does it not just become a craft at that point?
I also wonder if this thing ever actually got off the ground.
Not sure why anyone would ditch it when you could pretty easily throw some wheels on it and enter your town’s next local derby race…
A Huge Ball Made Entirely of Elastic Bands
Why does one start a ball out of elastic bands, you ask? Well, it only takes one too many in the drawer for the idea to begin.
This, however, is dedication. Whoever created this monstrosity has not tossed an elastic band since Hanson was still a thing.
A Giant Tomato
Okay, giant tomato, I have questions. Did this thing previously sit at a tomato farm, inviting visitors to come and pick their own like some pumpkin patches?
If so, is it cut in half because someone thought they could help themselves to the largest slice of tomato ever known to man?
Also, what kind of savage cuts a tomato right down the middle!?!!? I’m shook.
This Terrifying, Terrifying Chimp
I’m glad the workplace that used to have this guy in their office decided it was time for his retirement…
Cause honestly, just looking at this thing feels like workplace harassment.
A Life-Sized Replica of Albert Einstein
Is the gumball machine somehow part of this?
Did Einstien really like bubblegum? Or did he invent the gumball machine and I’ve just never known?
Also, I’m living for the fact that whoever paper-machéd this marvellous creation included all his famous equations on his outerwear. So people know what he’s good for, y’know?
A Larger-Than-Life Sized Hamburgler Head
This guy needs a visit to the hair salon. Yesterday.
I also love that they only picked up the head so… whoever owned this ensemble decided they wanted to hang on to the rest of the outfit.
Which, need I remind you, is a black and white striped, convict-inspired look.
They’ll be serving up some jail time realness.
A Sexy One-Legged Lamp
You’d need a very special kind of room to house such a very special lamp.
In fact, regardless of the room, it would likely need to be in a brothel to really get this bad boy to fit the feng shui.
This Broken Bod Pod
What is a Body Pod you ask? Well, I asked the same question. And fear not, dear reader, because I’m going to save you a Google search.
A Bod Pod is an “Air Displacement Plethysmograph” that uses whole-body densitometry to determine body composition. Essentially it tells you if you’re fat or lean.
No wonder someone smashed the glass to get out…